- Untested jetpack
- Meat tunic in feral dog country
- Twigs superglued to body in shape of dress
- High heels if you’re getting chased in a horror movie
- Deer costume in the woods during hunting season
- Shirt made of wasps
- Full suit of armour in the pool
- Fake bomb vest at airport
- Necklace made of human ears
- A sampler of endangered animal skins
- Cursed amulets
- Mohair sweater that is currently on fire
- Police uniform that you stole from a police officer
- The One Ring
- Anything covered in chum
- Fur accessories such as live pet hyenas
- Glitter eyeshadow that contains botfly pheromones
- Loafers that are actually just dead seagulls you jammed your feet into
- Leaky backpack full of cream of mushroom soup
- Booty shorts with military secrets written on butt
[Via @undeadmolly]