Danish Nursery Rhymes, by N. M. Bodecker

“It’s raining,” said John Twaining.
“Keep me dry!” said John Rye.
“No I will not,” said John Willmot.
“You must go!” said John Slow.
“Go where?” said John Square.
“To Jack Crowning,” said John Browning.
“What for?” said John Sore.
“Buy some coats!” said John Oats.
“How many?” said John Penny.
“Ten should do,” said John Drew.
“Want to bet?” said John Wett.