So I just discovered that mermaid mono-fins are a real thing. They are “soft, flexible and functional and will give you the speed and agility of any fish in the ocean”.
All good features, I’m sure, but if grown women want to swim like mermaids—and they are called Adult MerFins after all—I think it is completely justified to hope that these mermaid-wannabes also dress topless like real mermaids.
