01 The One's Lightmare watch which comes with an instructional bookletLooking at the watch, I honestly have no idea.

The Lightmare line of watches from 01TheOne are nice looking timepieces and all, but… uhmmm… can you tell the time? A timeless watch, indeed.

The LED-lit Lightmare watches come with an instructional manual which ‘makes it easy to master the unique time-telling method’. Whether or not you need to be a card-carrying Mensa member is not specified.

Ok, I’ll stop the mockery. Actually, the time telling method(ology) is on the 01TheOne’s website and really, it’s not all that hard. And sadly, they don’t have a Singapore distributor.

But that’s not going to stop me, is it?