And I thought drugs were supposed to mostly help…

Blurred vision. Diplopia. Euphoria. Confusion. Loss of libido. Erectile dysfunction. Drunkenness. Abnormal waking. Irritability. Ataxia. Attention changes. Abnormal coordination. Memory impairment. Tremors. Dysarthria. Paresthesia. Vertigo. Dry mouth/constipation. Vomiting. Flatulence. Fatigue. Peripheral edema. Increased appetite. Weight gain.

Fuck you, Herpes Zoster.